20 Games In An Amount Of Time. This week: street-cleaning in Batman Arkham Origins, ship-wrecking in Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag, and rage-quitting in FIFA 14. Also: Science Pukes.
20 Games Not In 40 Minutes. This week: stroking chins in The Stanley Parable, hilarious stupidity in Super Amazing Wagon Adventure, and popping fools in Killzone Mercenary. Also: Low Points.
20 Games Never In 40 Minutes. This week: how 140 pushes all the right buttons, hunting chumps in GTA Online, and a little bit of Battlefield 4. Also: Faecal Monks.
20 Games In Nowhere Near 40 Minutes Ever. This week: EUROGAMER EXPO SPECIAL. How Titanfall is kicking in the door like a savage, why Velocity 2X is clearly worth the hype, and how Hotline Miami 2 upsets and thrills in equal measure. Also: Mind That Child!
20 Games Not In 40 Minutes Ever. This week: how the PSVita has reached God tier, what makes Diablo 3 so bombastic, and which is better, FIFA 14 or PES 2014 (so far?). Also: Excremental Yankage.
20 Games Not In 40 Minutes. This week: our so-called lives in Gone Home, anti-anti-art in Killer Is Dead, and beards and boredom in Lost Planet 3. Also: Hell Tetris.